Collection: Sarcastic
😏 Sarcastic Apparel
For those who speak fluent sarcasm and aren’t afraid to wear it. This collection is your daily dose of attitude — bold, witty, and just the right amount of petty.
Each piece delivers the perfect comeback without you ever having to say a word. From snarky quotes to eye-roll-worthy one-liners, our sarcastic apparel turns everyday moments into mic drops.
Perfect for coffee lovers, chaos coordinators, and anyone who’s mastered the art of “I’m fine.” Comfortable enough to lounge in, sharp enough to make a point — because who needs subtlety when you’ve got sarcasm?
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Can’t today I’m swamped
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Some of y’alls turkey is dry and overcooked
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I’m sorry if I offended you with my common sense
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I crave violence but cupcakes will do
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I believe in you
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Thriving solely on low expectations
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Mentally somewhere tropical
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Mommin ain’t for the emotionally stable
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Mentally checked out but still on payroll
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Believe in yourself
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My level of sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity
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Live, Laugh, and Panic
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I am not mean it’s a you problem
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Espresso yourself over there (black)
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Espresso yourself over there (white)
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